HACK_BOT SPENT A MONTH IN POSSUM RIDGE ARKANSAS LAST NIGHT. HEY, BUT SERIOUSLY, THAT PLACE SUCKS.
THIS IS A POSSUM:
POSSUMS ARE EVERYWHERE HERE. THIS ONE LIVES AT THE CONDO. HE CALLED THE BIG BEDROOM.
HACK_BOT MUST SLEEP ON THE TRUNDLE BED! HACK_BOT HAS NAMED THIS POSSUM "STEVE" AND DEMANDED THE CLUB GIVE HIM A SHOT AS MC.
STEVE IS HILARIOUS!
SPEAKING OF CLUBS, HERE IS THE BEST CLUB IN ALL OF POSSUM RIDGE: THE COMEDY POUCH!
HACK_BOT HAS CRAPPED BETTER CLUBS THAN THIS.
AND HACK_BOT HAS NO ANUS! CLUB OWNERS ARE NICE. THEY OFFER ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFALO POSSUM WINGS.
LOOK OUT STEVE! THE CURRENT RECORD IS THREE POSSUM WINGS BEFORE PROJECTILE VOMITING!
LOOK OUT STEVE!
BEFORE THE SHOW HACK_BOT WENT CANOEING WITH BURT REYNOLDS AND NED BEATTY. DO NOT WORRY, GENTLE READERS.
HACK_BOT HAS NO ANUS!
SPEAKING OF ANUSES, HACK_BOT WILL OPEN NEXT FOR OBSERV-O-TRON IN CANTON, OHIO. THAT GUY SUCKS. HACK_BOT HOPES HE GETS A PARTITION ERROR!
NOW, TO THE POSSUM_RIDGE AIRPORT:
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